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After Gwyneth Paltrow insists water has feelings

Remember how she described her split for Chris Martin? Some of these are worse...


Goopy Gwyn


Gwyneth Paltrow took to her website on Wednesday, to write some words about the feelings of water.


The Goop author says: 'I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter.


'I have long had Dr. Emoto's coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.'


But it's not the first gobbildyGOOP thing the mum-of two has come out with


Here are some other ridiculous things she's said.


On her split with Chris Martin

'We consciously uncouple'


On processed cheese:

'I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.'


On her children:

'I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.'


On happiness:

'When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.'


On her wealth:

'I am who I am. I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year'


On self-worth:

'I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say, 'You have the answers. You are your teacher.' I thought I was having an auditory hallucination.'


On alcohol:

'I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading.'


On her famous mates:

'I've learned a lot of that from Jay - Shawn Carter - Z, because his approach to life is very internal. It's a very good lesson to learn.'


On working out:

'There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.'


On the sun:

'We're human beings and the sun is the sun-how can it be bad for you? I don't think anything that's natural can be bad for you.'


On feeling tired:

'Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I'm so tired.'


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